The Pub

To say that the Bald Devil likes to drink beer and whiskey is a huge understatement.

It would be fairer to say that He fucking loves it.  Taken to it like a duck to water so to speak.

The Pub he frequents is a pleasant, cosy and inviting little place.  Full of good old Orish characters like:

The Grump.

A rather large man with an enormous appetite for whiskey.  Cant get enough of the stuff.  He can consume vast oceans of it and all goes well up to the point where just that one mouth-full more puts him totally over the edge or “scattered” as he puts it himself. Has an annoying habit of wiping his nose with his finger.  Also a huge fan of the hairy bacon (more about that later.)

The Silver Fox.

A complex person.  Likes cars, women, annoying the Grump and is particularly fond of stirring the shite amongst all and sundry.  Also likes Bob Dylan too.  No  accounting for taste I suppose.

The Barrow-Boy.

An annoying gimp.  Knows everything about everything.  Would sell his granny if he thought he would make a few quid out of it.  Known for his fondness for all things Turkish.  Never shy about offering his pearls of wisdom on any subject.

Regina the bar-maid.

Regina is a queen amongst men.  She works tirelessly to feed the habits of the masses who frequent the pub.  Always ready with a quick quip, and has been known to tamper with drinks if annoyed.  Safe to say, you don’t want to order a Malibu and milk if she is in a rage.

There are several other characters who will feature in the coming days and weeks.  More of them anon.

The Bald Devil has integrated very successfully with them all and they are completely unaware of his dark motives.  He is perceived as an intelligent and witty companion and this is just how He likes it.  The fools.

He will be there later today and is looking forward to hearing what driveling shite the all have to twitter about.

Bald Devil loves you all….