Decision made.
I have made the decision not to say the word cunt today.
I have decided to be extra nice to people today.
I have decided to be as helpful as I can to others.
I am going to buy a complete stranger a beer for no reason.
I will begrudge nobody a light for their cigarette.
I will give somebody a cigarette if they ask for one and don’t say please.
I will hold doors open for other people.
I will smile at everybody.
I will resist the urge to be confrontational.
I will leave one particular person alone today.
Ahhh, fuck. Where’s the fun in that?
Bald Devil loves you all.