Its that time of year again. The fucking rugby starts up.
Happened to be in one of the city centre pubs yesterday when it all kicked off. I have never seen such pitiful excuses for human beings. There was a sea of fat, bald middle-aged men all togged out in those hideous Ireland jerseys.
Why would anybody who sits at a desk all week long think they can wear those new sprayed on jerseys? They are a fuckin joke is what they are. They are meant to be worn by someone who takes an interest in their health and shape and not some overweight cunt who pushes a pen for a living. I saw countless idiots walking around in them. Shouting at the fuckin TV as if the cunts on the pitch could hear them!
Women too were as much to blame for the shame of humanity on display. There they were with their tribal men-folk hunter gatherer types, quaffing down pints of Heino and cheering on their boys. I saw two of the old enough to know better sorts wearing these stupid little green berets with little shamrocks painted on their fat ugly faces.
Now the real shame here is the notion that the Irish National Anthem is not sung. Just some real lazy piece of shit written by that cunt Cool Filter. Why?
Surely if you want to play for the green team, you wear the clothes and put up with whatever other stuff goes along with it? Otherwise, you fuck off and play for the other team in the white. Sorted..!
Also I note, the sponsors of the team are none other than O2. A real dyed-in-the-wool Orish company there. Slowly but surely, Ireland is becoming little more than a colony again. Ahh the sound of Collins etc turning in their graves.
Soon both sides will be singing God save the Queen and loving it. Its only a matter of time.
Bald Devil loves you all.