It has been some time now and the Bald Devil has been away on some business. However, He is back now and has some time on His cloven hands to share some of His thoughts with you.
Why does one mode of transport never arrive on time to meet up with another mode of transport?
Why will it rain when you do not bring an umbrella, yet it will stay fucking dry if you carry one around for the day?
Why do foreign people sound so fuckin stupid when they try to speak English to you?
Why do smokers not carry a lighter? I seem to have supplied a light to all of Dublin by now.
Why do bloggers think that anyone would want to read their shite?
Why cant you find a decent burger in this town? Only that card-board fast- food shite type anywhere you go. I read somewhere that if it wasn’t for the lettuce on that shite, it would have to be re-classified as a desert as it contains so much sugar and other crap like stabilisers and such.
Why do movies these days have fuck all story and characters in them? Over-reliance on CGI over substance.
Why can our “leaders” do whatever the fuck they want to and get away with it, and yet Bald Devil has to stand outside the pub or restaurant just to have a smoke like some kind of criminal?
Why is modern music so shite and bland? Earnest “boy bands” singing shite cover versions. Bald Devil assumed that Karaoke had died a long time ago. Now it seems it tops the charts every week.
Why is there so much “reality TV” these days? Seems to the Bald Devil that if you leave your house and try talking and listening to actual people there’s enough reality there to keep you going.
Anyway, the Bald Devil still sees the miserable, intolerant, rude and selfish cunts that you all are and He is very proud of you all. It certainly gives Him a warm content feeling that all is still rotten and shite with the world. And that is exactly how He has planned it for you.
Bald Devil loves you all.
